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21 Days for 25 Years - Day 14

  • victoriousmother
  • Aug 9, 2024
  • 1 min read


Malachi - “What is that?!” Solomon - “Donno. Looks squishy.” Poke. Poke. Poke. Malachi - “It is squishy!” Poke. Poke. Poke. Solomon - “And sticky!” Malachi - “Dad! What is this?” Daddy - “What is what?” Malachi - “It’s on the nightstand. There’s two of them.”


Daddy (Standing in the bathroom shaving, speaking mostly to himself) - “Two of them?” Malachi - “They’re tan colored. They look like toys.” Daddy (peeking around the corner) - “Uh, boys, don’t touch those. Those are Mommy’s.” Malachi - “Mommy has tan-colored, squishy, sticky toys?”


Daddy - “Yes. Now walk away and leave her toys alone.” There you have it.


Kid tested, mother approved.


From now on, my tan-colored, squishy, sticky toys will be properly stored out of sight when not in use.


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